- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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