- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Im cute hehehee

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

I pooped my pants

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

your mom died.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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