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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

im a dragon, no im not

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Women.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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