What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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