- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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