- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Your mama's so fat.

melon

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Charlotte Bobcats

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

A black guy gets a job...

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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