- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

The WNBA.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

i saw your mom, i said hi

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

? I hate niiggers ?

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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