yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Nippies

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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obama

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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