An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Women's rights.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Nippies

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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