Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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