Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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I have aids

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Ju... Just why?

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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