Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Neither does he.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Kathy Griffin.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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