Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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