WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Spell: “This word”

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Thumbs this down

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Spotto

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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