Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Thumbs this up

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You're welcome!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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shut up iggy

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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