- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Women's rights

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

weston cage

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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