Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

what?

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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