Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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