- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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