Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What time is it? 10:58

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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EGGPLANT

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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#Hanging Degus

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crap!!

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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