- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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