What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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knock knock Come in!!!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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I can Nazi

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Anti Joke

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