- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Chinese drivers.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Im cute hehehee

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

I pooped my pants

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

your mom died.

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