What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Penis.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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