I hate blackniggers

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Toaster

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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