What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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No.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Well educated black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Iggy Azalea

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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