- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

involved parents.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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