I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Roey Jegen

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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