What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

what time is it? 3:16

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

heads up!

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

alston wang

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Shut the cork up!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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