- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Your mom is so fat...

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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