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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What's cold and icy? Ice

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

A blind man walks into a pole.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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