Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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This one time at band camp....

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Loading....please wait.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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twilight

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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