a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Comedy.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

THE GAME

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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