What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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