- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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