Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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