Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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