- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

I had my period 3 days ago.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

A white person at Harvard

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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