Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Shut the cork up!

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

heads up!

what time is it? 3:16

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

alston wang

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

wanna hear a joke. i do to

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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