Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Cheese stick

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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