- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

A guy trips a blind man.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

I can't see my forehead

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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