What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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