Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Canada AYY

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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