Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

whats 2+2? 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

politically correct!

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

A handicapp walks into a bar

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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