"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Type 2 diabetics

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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