- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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