mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

american government

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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