How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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the WNBA

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Anti Joke

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