What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Chrissy is funny.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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poo

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Deadly cancer.

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