A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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