- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

women's rights

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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